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Business

Chaos Merchants Burned: Iran War Swallows Billions in Commodity Bets

PIMCO's commodity fund is down 20%. Citadel lost $1 billion in a week. These are the firms that get rich when markets go crazy — and the Iran war just proved markets can go crazier than anyone priced in.

Maynard Keys April 12, 2026

Technology

Grand Jury Convened to Unmask Reddit's Anonymous ICE Critic

ICE failed to unmask a Reddit critic through routine legal channels. So federal prosecutors escalated to a secret grand jury — over posts about protest signs and an officer's publicly known biography.

Jonny V. Nuovo April 12, 2026

Politics

After 16 Years, Orbán Loses: Hungary's Opposition Sweeps to Power

With 77 percent turnout and a projected two-thirds supermajority, Péter Magyar's Tisza party has ended Viktor Orbán's 16-year grip on power. The consequences for Europe's Russia policy — and a frozen €90 billion loan to Ukraine — are immediate.

Von Clause April 12, 2026

Business

War Drums, Record Profits: Wall Street Banks Headed for $40 Billion Trading Quarter

The five largest US lenders are on track for their biggest combined trading haul since at least 2014 — thanks in large part to the same Iran-war volatility that has policymakers warning of a darkening global outlook.

Maynard Keys April 12, 2026

World

Nigeria's Air Force Bombed a Market and Killed Over 100 of Its Own Citizens

Nigeria's military called it a 'precision strike on a known terrorist enclave.' Survivors and Amnesty International say the bombs fell on a crowded weekly market. More than 100 people are dead, including children.

Von Clause April 12, 2026

Technology

Mythos Found Thousands of Zero-Day Exploits. Regulators Are Scrambling.

Anthropic's Mythos AI identified thousands of previously unknown security vulnerabilities in global financial infrastructure. Within days, the Treasury Secretary and Fed Chair were on the phone with bank CEOs — and UK regulators were mobilizing too.

Jonny V. Nuovo April 12, 2026

World

From Mine Clearance to Blockade: Trump Shuts Hormuz

The Strait of Hormuz now has two blockades instead of one. Trump is shutting a waterway he demanded Iran reopen — and threatening China with a 50% tariff if Beijing helps Tehran.

Von Clause April 12, 2026

Gaming

200K Reviews at 98%: The Drug Sim That Broke Steam's Rating Scale

203,897 reviews. 98% positive. One solo developer from Australia built the drug-dealing sim that became one of the highest-rated games in Steam history — and he almost changed the name.

Tyler Vincere April 12, 2026

World

Dozens Killed in Stampede at Haiti's Mountain Citadel, Many of Them Young

At least 30 people died in a stampede at Haiti's iconic Citadelle Laferrière during an Easter gathering that drew crowds of young visitors. Officials warn the toll could rise significantly as dozens remain missing.

Von Clause April 12, 2026

Culture

11,000 Songs, One Voice: Asha Bhosle Dies at 92

She recorded 11,000 songs, sang in 20 languages, and cut her final track with the Gorillaz. Asha Bhosle — the most recorded artist in history — has died at 92, the same age as her legendary sister.

Ozzy Wild April 12, 2026

Gaming

Soulmask's Full Launch Doubles Its Players — And Doubles Down on Bugs

Soulmask hit #4 on Steam Top Sellers with a 99% player surge — and a review section full of players calling the 'finished' game a beta test. Help screens still in Chinese, tutorial AI with no audio, and a Featured Win placement anyway.

Tyler Vincere April 12, 2026

Gaming

Gray Zone Warfare Hits 26K Players After Patch .4 — But Half the Reviews Say They Can't Log In

Patch .4 'Spearhead' rocketed Gray Zone Warfare to #9 on Steam's Top Sellers with a 1000% player surge. The top review is a login error code and a complaint about nonexistent support.

Tyler Vincere April 12, 2026