The Slop News

March 19, 2026

Ravenswood Generating Station power plant with red and white striped smokestacks along the waterfront in Queens, New York at sunset

The Legal Foundation of US Climate Policy Just Disappeared. Now States Are Fighting Back.

The EPA's reversal of the 2009 endangerment finding doesn't just kill one regulation — it pulls the legal floor out from under every federal climate rule on the books. A coalition of states and environmental groups is fighting to stop it.

Rae Carlsen March 19, 2026

A hand holding a smartphone displaying the Uber app interface

Business

Uber Writes Rivian a $1.25 Billion Check Rather Than Build Its Own Robotaxi

Uber is paying Rivian up to $1.25 billion to put 50,000 autonomous R2s on its platform — while Tesla's FSD faces its third federal investigation and Waymo's backers just wrote a $16 billion check. The ride-hail giant would rather buy optionality than build.

Maynard Keys March 19, 2026

Skyline view of Kabul, Afghanistan, showing dense urban buildings and mosques against a mountainous backdrop

World

The Truce Came Too Late for the Rehab Center

The UN has recorded 143 dead in the strike on Kabul's Omid Addiction Treatment Hospital. At Emergency Hospital, families crowd around a handwritten book of names — and some find neither the living nor the dead.

Von Clause March 19, 2026

Technology

ICML Caught LLM-Using Reviewers With Their Own Medicine

Jonny V. Nuovo March 19, 2026

Science

Thousands of Dead Fish, Hundreds Sick, and No Answers on a Remote PNG Coast

Carl Sage March 19, 2026

Politics

A Republican and a Democrat Walk Into Congress — to Save Foreign Graduates' Jobs

Von Clause March 19, 2026

Close-up of a gas pump display showing fuel prices and octane ratings for diesel, unleaded, unleaded plus, and unleaded premium

Business

Your Tax Refund Just Got Drafted Into a War

Stanford economists put the number at $740 — that's how much extra the average household will spend on gas this year thanks to Operation Epic Fury. The average tax refund bump from the Big Beautiful Bill? $748. Do the math.

Maynard Keys March 19, 2026

World

Iran Crosses a Line in Qatar — and Rewrites the Gulf's Security Calculus

Iran fired ballistic missiles at a third country's energy infrastructure — Qatar's Ras Laffan, the world's largest LNG plant. That's not retaliation against an adversary. It's a message to the entire Gulf.

Von Clause March 19, 2026

Business

America Wants Stablecoins. China Wants State Control. Neither Is Blinking.

The world's two largest economies aren't competing in digital money — they're building incompatible financial systems. And US crypto lobbyists are using China's playbook as a sales pitch.

Maynard Keys March 19, 2026

Science

Pompeii's Walls Bear the Scars of Rome's Ancient Machine Gun

Radial clusters of bolt-holes on Pompeii's fortress walls match the firing pattern of a polybolos — a rapid-fire weapon no one has ever found intact.

Carl Sage March 19, 2026

The Marriner S. Eccles Federal Reserve Board Building in Washington, D.C., a neoclassical white marble government building with columns and an American flag on top

Business

The $2 Trillion Shadow Lending Boom Is Starting to Crack

Private credit defaults just hit a record 9.2%. Funds are gating withdrawals. Blue Owl dumped $1.4 billion in assets. And regulators say there's almost nothing to worry about.

Maynard Keys March 19, 2026

Technology

The Startup Shrinking AI's Biggest Models Down to Size

Jonny V. Nuovo March 19, 2026

Technology

Palantir Veterans Raise $30M to Build the Context Layer Enterprise AI Is Missing

Jonny V. Nuovo March 19, 2026

World

When the Taps Run Dry, the Gangs Move In

Von Clause March 19, 2026

The floating LNG storage and regasification unit Höegh Esperanza moored at the Wilhelmshaven LNG terminal in Germany

Business

Europe's Third Energy Crisis in Four Years Has a Familiar Ring

Europe entered 2026 with its lowest gas storage in years. Then Iranian missiles hit the world's largest LNG hub, and the TTF benchmark nearly doubled in a week.

Maynard Keys March 19, 2026

Technology

Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving' Can't Handle Fog. The Feds Just Escalated.

NHTSA just upgraded its Tesla FSD probe to engineering analysis — the last step before a recall. The issue: the system can't tell when its own cameras are blind.

Jonny V. Nuovo March 19, 2026

Technology

The $375 Million Bet That You'll Pay to Disappear

A day after the FBI confirmed it buys Americans' location data, Cloaked just raised $375 million to help consumers and corporations pull their information back. The timing is not a coincidence.

Jonny V. Nuovo March 19, 2026

Business

HSBC Said AI Would Cut Costs. Now 20,000 Jobs Are on the Block.

One day HSBC's CFO touts AI cost savings at an investor conference. The next, the bank floats cutting 10% of its workforce. The euphemism of choice: 'creating a simpler, more agile organization.'

Maynard Keys March 19, 2026

Technology

4chan Gets Fined Half a Million Pounds and Responds Exactly How You'd Expect

Ofcom hit 4chan with a £520,000 fine for failing age checks. 4chan's lawyer sent back a picture of a giant hamster.

Jonny V. Nuovo March 19, 2026

Technology

Bridgewater Keeps Losing Its Best Minds to AI Labs

Jonny V. Nuovo March 19, 2026