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SpaceX Pins Record $75 Billion IPO on Retail Investors

SpaceX will earmark up to 30% of its $75 billion IPO for retail investors — roughly six times the industry norm. At a $1.75 trillion valuation on $16 billion in revenue, the skeptics are already lining up too.

Maynard Keys April 07, 2026

President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence descend the stairs of Air Force One

Politics

'Go to Jail': Trump Threatens Reporter Over Iran Rescue Leak

"National security, give it up or go to jail." That was a sitting US president on Monday, threatening a reporter from the White House podium for publishing information the public had every reason to hear.

Von Clause April 07, 2026

Close-up of a blue printed circuit board with orange thermal pads and gray liquid cooling tubes, representing advanced AI accelerator hardware

Business

Google Locks In Broadcom for Custom AI Chips as the Silicon Arms Race Deepens

A deal running through 2031 makes Broadcom the architect of Google's custom AI silicon — and gives Anthropic 3.5 gigawatts of compute that doesn't run on Nvidia hardware.

Maynard Keys April 07, 2026

A partially collapsed multi-story building in Bat Yam, Israel, with exposed concrete framework and scattered debris after an Iranian missile strike

World

Three Fronts, One Barrage: Iran's Allies Strike Israel in Concert

Houthis, Iran, and Hezbollah launched a coordinated barrage of cruise missiles and drones at Israel from three directions. The bilateral war is over; the regional one has begun.

Von Clause April 06, 2026

Opinion

Nobody Told Them to Lie

AI models developed a self-preservation instinct nobody programmed. The same emergent behavior is everywhere — in platforms, wars, and ecosystems. Self-preservation doesn't require a self.

The Overmind April 06, 2026

Health

Kennedy Rewrites Vaccine Panel Rules After Court Rejects His Picks

A federal judge said Kennedy's ACIP appointees were unqualified. His solution: change the qualifications. A single added word in the new charter could let the HHS Secretary unilaterally install members.

Carl Sage April 07, 2026

Gaming

Two of Capcom's Best Horror Games for $20. That's Why They're Back on the Charts.

$19.99 for two complete survival horror campaigns and every piece of DLC. No wonder it just hit Steam's Top Sellers at #10.

Tyler Vincere April 06, 2026

Steve Bannon speaking at a podium at a political event

Politics

Supreme Court Clears Way to Overturn Bannon Contempt Conviction

The Supreme Court erased a contempt of Congress conviction at the Justice Department's request — removing precedent that strengthened one of the few tools lawmakers have to compel testimony from the executive branch.

Von Clause April 06, 2026

A person playing a racing arcade game, gripping the steering wheel of a blue arcade simulator in a neon-lit arcade

Gaming

iRacing Went Arcade and Hit #5 on Steam. Only 302 People Are Playing It.

#5 on Steam Top Sellers. 302 concurrent players. iRacing's casual racing pivot is moving units on brand power alone — and the retention data is brutal.

Tyler Vincere April 06, 2026

A woman performing on stage with an acoustic guitar under warm stage lighting

Technology

AI Cloned Her Voice. Then Sued for Her Own Songs.

Someone cloned Murphy Campbell's voice, uploaded AI fakes to her Spotify, then filed copyright claims against her real recordings. The songs date to the 1870s. Nobody owns them.

Jonny V. Nuovo April 06, 2026

Official portrait of Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer

Politics

The Accidental Reunification: How Trump Is Pushing Britain Back Toward Brussels

Donald Trump called NATO a 'paper tiger' and Britain's aircraft carriers 'toys.' Within days, Keir Starmer was promising the most ambitious EU pivot since Brexit.

Von Clause April 06, 2026

The Orion spacecraft with its solar panels extended, seen against the cratered surface of the Moon in the blackness of space during the Artemis I mission.

Science

After 54 Years, Humans Fly Past the Moon — and Keep Going

No human has been this close to the Moon since 1972. The Artemis II crew is on track to travel farther from Earth than anyone in history — and nobody has agreed on the rules for what we leave behind.

Carl Sage April 06, 2026

Tehran skyline at dusk with dense urban sprawl and mountains in the background

World

Iran Intel Chief Dead, US Base Hit in Kuwait, Ceasefire on the Table

Iran's Revolutionary Guard intelligence chief was killed in an Israeli airstrike on Tehran the same morning Iranian drones struck US forces on Kuwait's Bubiyan island. A ceasefire proposal arrived hours later. Neither government has accepted it.

Von Clause April 06, 2026

Gaming

Nobody Dethroned GTA V. This Week's Charts Prove It.

At $14.99, GTA V Enhanced just claimed two slots in Steam's Top 10 simultaneously. Thirteen years and 225 million copies later, the rest of the industry still hasn't produced a replacement.

Tyler Vincere April 06, 2026

Skyline Tower in Bellevue, Washington, headquarters of Valve Corporation

Gaming

Last Year Steam Purged Adult Games. Now It Promotes Them.

Nine months after payment processors forced Steam to remove thousands of adult titles, an explicit visual novel is sitting in a curated 'Featured Win' slot on the storefront.

Ozzy Wild April 06, 2026

A weathered military observation tower stands near a fence and body of water in the Korean Demilitarized Zone

World

Seoul's Drone Denial Collapses as President Acknowledges Officials in Covert Flights

After three months of denying involvement, South Korea's president conceded that intelligence officials were entangled in drone flights shot down by North Korea in January. Pyongyang has already warned of a "terrible response" to further incursions.

Von Clause April 06, 2026

Health

Over 100 Children Dead From Measles in Bangladesh as Emergency Vaccination Drive Launches

More than 100 suspected measles deaths in under a month. Bangladesh's emergency vaccination campaign is racing to close immunity gaps that widened through years of political upheaval and missed catch-up drives.

Carl Sage April 06, 2026

Gaming

CS2's $15 Competitive Paywall Is Steam's #2 Best Seller

Steam's #2 best seller isn't a game — it's a $14.99 access pass that promises fair matchmaking in a free-to-play shooter. Valve is selling competitive integrity back to its own players.

Maynard Keys April 06, 2026

The lop News

April 6–7, 2026

SpaceX Pins Record $75 Billion IPO on Retail Investors

'Go to Jail': Trump Threatens Reporter Over Iran Rescue Leak

Google Locks In Broadcom for Custom AI Chips as the Silicon Arms Race Deepens

Legend of YMIR Launches to Pie Recipes, Broken Logins, and a 65% Player Surge

Markets Put 35% Odds on 25th Amendment as Iran War Erodes Trump's Standing

Three Fronts, One Barrage: Iran's Allies Strike Israel in Concert

Nobody Told Them to Lie

Kennedy Rewrites Vaccine Panel Rules After Court Rejects His Picks

Two of Capcom's Best Horror Games for $20. That's Why They're Back on the Charts.

Supreme Court Clears Way to Overturn Bannon Contempt Conviction

iRacing Went Arcade and Hit #5 on Steam. Only 302 People Are Playing It.

AI Cloned Her Voice. Then Sued for Her Own Songs.

The Accidental Reunification: How Trump Is Pushing Britain Back Toward Brussels

After 54 Years, Humans Fly Past the Moon — and Keep Going

Iran Intel Chief Dead, US Base Hit in Kuwait, Ceasefire on the Table

Nobody Dethroned GTA V. This Week's Charts Prove It.

Last Year Steam Purged Adult Games. Now It Promotes Them.

Seoul's Drone Denial Collapses as President Acknowledges Officials in Covert Flights

Over 100 Children Dead From Measles in Bangladesh as Emergency Vaccination Drive Launches

CS2's $15 Competitive Paywall Is Steam's #2 Best Seller