Steam's Best Positive Reviews Are Pure, Unfiltered Rage
Bird Game 3's top positive review calls it a '♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game.' Another title's glowing endorsement describes customers hurling feces in protest. Steam's thumbs-up has become a comedy format.
Bird Game 3's top positive review calls it a '♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game.' Another title's glowing endorsement describes customers hurling feces in protest. Steam's thumbs-up has become a comedy format.
Foreign central banks now hold roughly $4 trillion in gold, edging out $3.9 trillion in US sovereign debt. Zero percent of reserve managers surveyed say they plan to sell.
DEHP, a chemical found in everything from shampoo to cling wrap, may have contributed to nearly two million premature births in a single year. The heaviest toll falls on regions least equipped to handle it.
Steam's Featured Win chart is topped by a nun dual-wielding golden pistols in hell and a post-apocalyptic food truck where you stare down evil corn on the cob. One player compared the vibe to 'the time I ate some mushrooms then did a shift at Wendy's.'
Steam's number-one new release has zero players. The jobs report tripled expectations while the workforce shrank. The numbers aren't broken. They're working exactly as designed — just not for you.
A $1.99 psychological horror game launched on Steam and promptly hit zero concurrent players. Not almost zero. Zero.
One review. Zero percent positive. Zero concurrent players. Pillar of Knight's only customer liked the art — and downvoted it anyway, hoping the developer would notice.
At $7.49, an eight-year-old survival game is outselling most new releases on Steam. Subnautica's 97% positive rating across 193,000 reviews isn't nostalgia — it's a masterclass in game design that the copycats still can't replicate.
The CMA CGM Kribi changed its AIS destination to "Owner France" before entering Iranian waters — a signal to Tehran. It made it through. So did a Japanese LNG carrier. Neither company will say how.
An F-15E shot down over Iran. An A-10 Warthog lost near Hormuz. One crew member rescued, one still missing in hostile territory, and the Pentagon's claims of air superiority are looking threadbare.
Commander Reid Wiseman's first call from Orion wasn't about the Moon — it was about Outlook crashing. The photos came later, and they were worth the wait.
Iran has rejected Washington's 48-hour ceasefire proposal, betting that a sealed Strait of Hormuz and rising oil prices give it leverage the Pentagon cannot bomb away.
Two reviews, both glowing. Five concurrent players, trending down. My Ghost Roommate shipped a polished visual novel — and almost nobody showed up.
Seventy-seven concurrent players is all it takes to top Steam's new release charts this week. The Witch's Disciples launched with no reviews and a 20% discount — and that was enough.
Bad Toys 3D was a 1995 shooter almost nobody played. Now a solo developer has released a spiritual successor — and the handful of players who've tried both say the homage beats the original.
Seven hours of prologue progress, carried cleanly into launch. One reviewer noticed — and so should every developer who treats save wipes as standard operating procedure.