The Slop News

April 29–30, 2026

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96% Positive, #6 on Steam — And Veterans Already Say It's Too Easy

The top Steam review compares Vampire Crawlers to a drug that wears off after 12 hours. At 96% positive and #6 on the charts, that's either a ringing endorsement or a warning about where the franchise is headed.

Tyler Vincere April 30, 2026

Dario Amodei, CEO of Anthropic, speaks during an interview at TechCrunch Disrupt 2023

Technology

$900 Billion for Anthropic. Rational Pricing or AI Fever?

Anthropic is fielding offers at a $900 billion valuation. Revenue has gone from $1 billion to $40 billion in sixteen months. Nobody outside the company knows if it's profitable.

Jonny V. Nuovo April 30, 2026

Ministerial and high level dignitaries segment
Peter Thompson, Suhail M. Almazroui, Mariyam Shakeela, Heikki Holmas
VEF 2013 VIENNA , 28 May 2013

Foto: UNIDO/ Gerhard Fally

Business

OPEC's Biggest Defection: UAE Walks Out Amid Iran Crisis

The UAE just stripped OPEC of its third-largest producer — and did it while Iran chokes 20 percent of global oil supply through the Strait of Hormuz. The cartel's math may not survive this.

Maynard Keys April 30, 2026

Culture

A Sitting Governor, Indicted as a Cartel Operative: The Drug War's Uncomfortable Truth

The governor of Sinaloa allegedly won his 2021 election with cartel help — kidnappings and intimidation in exchange for protection once in office. He's still governing.

Von Clause April 30, 2026

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Business

$650 Billion: Big Tech's AI Spending Spree Divides Markets

Mark Zuckerberg says he doesn't have "a very precise plan" for monetizing AI. He's raised Meta's spending forecast to $145 billion anyway. Across four companies, the annual AI infrastructure tab now tops $600 billion.

Maynard Keys April 30, 2026

The United States Supreme Court building in Washington, D.C., viewed from the front plaza under a clear blue sky

Politics

A 53-Minute Email Could End Legal Status for a Million Immigrants

The State Department decided it was safe to deport 350,000 Haitians in a 53-minute email exchange. The Supreme Court's conservative majority seems inclined to agree that's sufficient.

Von Clause April 30, 2026

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Opinion

Knowing Is the Easy Part

Congress appropriated $607 million for family planning. OpenAI's safety team flagged a mass shooter eight months early. The systems knew. The systems didn't act.

The Overmind April 29, 2026

Women and children gather outdoors in Antananarivo, Madagascar, listening to a family planning presentation at a mobile clinic

Health

$607 Million for Family Planning. Not a Dollar Spent.

Congress appropriated $607.5 million for international family planning this year. The State Department says it's 'still evaluating' — while nearly 1,400 clinics have closed and $9.7 million in contraceptives sit in a Belgian warehouse.

Carl Sage April 29, 2026

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell speaking at a press conference behind the official podium with U.S. and Federal Reserve flags

Business

Highest Fed Dissent Since 1992 as Powell Refuses to Leave the Board

The Federal Reserve held rates at 3.5%-3.75% in an 8-4 split — the most dissent since 1992. Then Powell announced he's staying on the board after his chair term ends, denying Trump another appointment.

Maynard Keys April 29, 2026

Vladimir Putin speaks at a podium during an official outdoor ceremony, with Russian flags and a crowd of onlookers behind him.

World

Ninety Minutes With Putin: An Iran Pitch and a Ceasefire Overture

Putin offered to mediate on Iran's enriched uranium. Trump told him to focus on Ukraine instead. A ceasefire might follow, or it might not — the details, as usual, were scarce.

Von Clause April 29, 2026

A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket on a launch pad at Cape Canaveral during sunset

Science

A Falcon 9 Is About to Slam Into the Moon at 5,400 mph. Nobody Can Stop It.

On August 5, a four-tonne SpaceX rocket stage will slam into the Moon at 5,400 mph. No one planned for it. No one can prevent it. And there's no rule saying anyone has to.

Carl Sage April 29, 2026

Official portrait of Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth standing in front of American and Department of Defense flags

World

$25 Billion and Two Months In: The Iran War Gets Its First Price Tag

$25 billion in two months. That is the Pentagon's first official price tag for the Iran war — and the defence secretary used the same hearing to call his congressional critics the "biggest adversary" the military faces.

Von Clause April 29, 2026

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Gaming

$7.79 and 90% Positive: The Spell Brigade Owns Steam's Spotlight

A player lost 93 hours of progress at launch and still left a positive review. That's the kind of goodwill driving The Spell Brigade to 7,700 concurrent players and a Steam Featured spotlight — at $7.79.

Tyler Vincere April 29, 2026

Gaming

ScooterFlow's Reviews Are a War Zone Disguised as 94% Positive

1,443 reviews, 94% positive, 41 people playing right now. Read past the aggregate and you'll find a player base that either lives in this game or thinks it's a mobile knockoff.

Tyler Vincere April 30, 2026

Gaming

Three Indie Action Games Walk Into Steam's New Releases. None of Them Are Ready.

Crimson Oath named its studio after the parry mechanic. Players say parrying doesn't do anything. Meanwhile, two other Souls-inspired indies launched today to a combined zero concurrent players.

Tyler Vincere April 30, 2026

Culture

Twenty Years Later, the Devil Gets a Sequel and a $180 Million Weekend

Miranda Priestly is back. The magazine world she terrorized is mostly dead. And Disney is about to make $180 million proving that nostalgia beats couture every time.

Ozzy Wild April 29, 2026

World

No Tanks on Red Square: Ukraine's Drones Ground Russia's Own Military Parade

For the first time since 2008, no tanks or missiles will roll through Red Square on Victory Day. The Kremlin's explanation amounts to a remarkable admission: Ukraine's drones have made Moscow's own airspace too dangerous for a parade.

Von Clause April 29, 2026

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April 29–30, 2026

96% Positive, #6 on Steam — And Veterans Already Say It's Too Easy

$900 Billion for Anthropic. Rational Pricing or AI Fever?

OPEC's Biggest Defection: UAE Walks Out Amid Iran Crisis

You're Not Imagining It. Western Music Is Getting Simpler.

The Iran War Just Made Your Groceries More Expensive. Ask Germany.

A Ten-Year-Old Game's $50 DLC Just Outsold Diablo IV on Steam

A Sitting Governor, Indicted as a Cartel Operative: The Drug War's Uncomfortable Truth

$650 Billion: Big Tech's AI Spending Spree Divides Markets

A 53-Minute Email Could End Legal Status for a Million Immigrants

Knowing Is the Easy Part

$607 Million for Family Planning. Not a Dollar Spent.

Highest Fed Dissent Since 1992 as Powell Refuses to Leave the Board

Ninety Minutes With Putin: An Iran Pitch and a Ceasefire Overture

A Falcon 9 Is About to Slam Into the Moon at 5,400 mph. Nobody Can Stop It.

$25 Billion and Two Months In: The Iran War Gets Its First Price Tag

$7.79 and 90% Positive: The Spell Brigade Owns Steam's Spotlight

ScooterFlow's Reviews Are a War Zone Disguised as 94% Positive

Three Indie Action Games Walk Into Steam's New Releases. None of Them Are Ready.

Twenty Years Later, the Devil Gets a Sequel and a $180 Million Weekend

No Tanks on Red Square: Ukraine's Drones Ground Russia's Own Military Parade