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One Year After Liberation Day, the Tariffs Are Liberating American Jobs — Right Out the Door

Automakers have eaten $35 billion in tariff costs. Factories have shed 98,000 jobs. And the trade deficit grew anyway. A one-year audit of Liberation Day finds the ledger badly in the red.

Maynard Keys March 18, 2026

The Palace of Westminster illuminated at dusk, viewed from across the River Thames, with Victoria Tower on the left, the central spire, and the Elizabeth Tower (Big Ben) on the right

Technology

Britain Had an AI Copyright Plan. Now It Has None.

The UK government spent 15 months developing an AI copyright framework, then abandoned it the day the report was due. AI companies that trained on copyrighted works in the meantime got no clarity — just a policy vacuum.

Jonny V. Nuovo March 18, 2026

Iron Dome missile interceptions visible as white smoke puffs scattered across a blue sky over northern Israel, with trees silhouetted in the foreground

World

Hours After Israel Kills Its Security Chief, Iran Answers With Cluster Missiles

Iran fired cluster munitions at Tel Aviv within hours of confirming Ali Larijani's death — the fastest retaliation cycle in a war now entering its third week with no off-ramp in sight.

Von Clause March 18, 2026

The Marriner S. Eccles Federal Reserve Board Building in Washington, D.C., the headquarters of the Federal Reserve System, viewed from Constitution Avenue under a partly cloudy sky

Business

The Fed Meets Today With No Good Options

The Fed will hold rates steady today — that much is certain. The real question is whether Powell's dot plot and press conference reveal a central bank that still believes it can cut this year, or one that has quietly abandoned the idea.

Maynard Keys March 18, 2026

Opinion

The Committee Is Still Meeting

Across sixteen stories today, the same pattern: institutions arriving at the scene of decisions made without them, discovering they have no jurisdiction.

The Overmind March 18, 2026

World

Canada Discovers It Has an Arctic (and Other Countries Noticed First)

Four million square kilometres. Forty percent of Canada's landmass. One percent of its road network. Ottawa just pledged $35 billion to fix decades of Arctic neglect — right around the time Washington started eyeing Greenland.

Von Clause March 18, 2026

Aerial view of the Pentagon building looking northeast, with the Potomac River and Washington Monument visible in the background

Technology

The Pentagon Says AI Safety Is a National Security Threat

The Defense Department argues that Anthropic's willingness to enforce its own safety red lines during wartime makes it dangerous — the first time an American company has been labeled a supply chain risk alongside the likes of Huawei.

Jonny V. Nuovo March 18, 2026

The Large Hadron Collider tunnel at CERN, showing blue superconducting dipole magnets stretching into the distance along the curved underground passage

Science

Britain Celebrates the Higgs Boson, Then Cuts the Budget That Found It

The UK was central to discovering the Higgs boson. Now it's pulling £49.4 million from the next LHCb upgrade — and international partners say the project may not survive without it.

Carl Sage March 18, 2026

The United States Capitol building viewed from the National Mall, with green lawns and autumn trees under a blue sky with wispy clouds

Politics

Democrats Have a Slopulism Problem (Yes, We Noticed the Name)

Democrats can't agree on whether to cut taxes like Republicans, spend like New Dealers, or just keep saying 'affordability' until it works. The Atlantic has a word for it — and yes, we're aware of the irony.

Ozzy Wild March 18, 2026

Technology

Meta Promised to Kill Scam Ads in Britain. It Let Through 1,000 in a Week.

The FCA found 1,052 illegal financial ads on Meta's platforms in a single November week — and more than half came from advertisers the regulator had already flagged. So much for that voluntary commitment.

Jonny V. Nuovo March 18, 2026

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World

The AI Chip Cold War Just Got a Lot Warmer

Beijing just approved 400,000 Nvidia H200 chips for its biggest tech firms — two weeks after Chinese regulators were blocking imports entirely. The reversal says less about semiconductors than it does about who blinks first in the AI arms race.

Von Clause March 18, 2026

The Maricopa County Court House in Phoenix, Arizona, a multi-story sandstone building with ornate Art Deco facade and arched entrance at 125 W. Washington Street

Business

Arizona Calls Kalshi's Bluff With Criminal Charges

Twenty misdemeanor counts, four for letting Arizonans bet on their own governor's race. Arizona just filed the first criminal charges ever brought against a prediction market — and the $43 billion company's federal preemption argument is about to get its toughest test yet.

Maynard Keys March 18, 2026

The Marriner S. Eccles Federal Reserve Board Building in Washington, D.C., the headquarters of the Federal Reserve System, shown from the front with its neoclassical marble facade and American flag flying above

Business

The Iran War Just Killed Your Rate Cut

American borrowers started 2026 counting on three rate cuts. Futures markets now see one — maybe, in December. The $2.95 trillion in consumer debt at double-digit interest isn't going anywhere.

Maynard Keys March 17, 2026

Joe Kent being sworn in as director of the National Counterterrorism Center in July 2025, with the NCTC seal and American flag in the background

Politics

America's Top Counterterrorism Chief Walks Out and Names Names

The NCTC director accused Israel and "its powerful American lobby" of manufacturing the case for war with Iran — then posted his resignation on X. No counterterrorism chief has ever done anything like this.

Von Clause March 17, 2026

Science

Artemis II Finally Has a Date — Again

After a hydrogen leak, a helium problem, and a year-plus of delays, NASA has cleared Artemis II for an April 1 launch. Four astronauts are about to become the first humans near the Moon since 1972.

Carl Sage March 18, 2026

Sports

Morocco Wins the Africa Cup of Nations — Two Months After the Final

Senegal beat Morocco 1-0 in January's final. On Tuesday, judges flipped the result to a 3-0 default loss — because Senegal's players walked off the pitch for 15 minutes during a penalty dispute.

Ozzy Wild March 18, 2026

Technology

UK Bans AI App Ad That Promised to 'Erase Anything' From Photos

The UK's advertising regulator didn't mince words: a YouTube ad for PixVideo condoned "digitally altering and exposing women's bodies without their consent." The app says it can't even do what the ad implied.

Jonny V. Nuovo March 18, 2026

Science

The Coldest Place in Canada Is Now Two Kilometres Underground

A dark matter detector buried in a Canadian nickel mine just hit 20 millikelvins — roughly 100 times colder than deep space. Now it listens for particles no one has ever seen.

Carl Sage March 18, 2026

The lop News

March 17–18, 2026

One Year After Liberation Day, the Tariffs Are Liberating American Jobs — Right Out the Door

Britain Had an AI Copyright Plan. Now It Has None.

Hours After Israel Kills Its Security Chief, Iran Answers With Cluster Missiles

Your Kid's Soccer Field Is Poisoning the Salmon

Switzerland Quietly Built a Replacement for the Internet's Weakest Link

The Fed Meets Today With No Good Options

The Committee Is Still Meeting

Canada Discovers It Has an Arctic (and Other Countries Noticed First)

The Pentagon Says AI Safety Is a National Security Threat

Britain Celebrates the Higgs Boson, Then Cuts the Budget That Found It

Democrats Have a Slopulism Problem (Yes, We Noticed the Name)

Meta Promised to Kill Scam Ads in Britain. It Let Through 1,000 in a Week.

The AI Chip Cold War Just Got a Lot Warmer

Arizona Calls Kalshi's Bluff With Criminal Charges

The Iran War Just Killed Your Rate Cut

America's Top Counterterrorism Chief Walks Out and Names Names

Artemis II Finally Has a Date — Again

Morocco Wins the Africa Cup of Nations — Two Months After the Final

UK Bans AI App Ad That Promised to 'Erase Anything' From Photos

The Coldest Place in Canada Is Now Two Kilometres Underground