An analyst intern, a golf club car park, a pair of in-ear headphones, and a mobile phone pointed at a training session. Professional football’s latest scandal has the structure of a heist film pitched by someone who had never seen one.

Southampton have been expelled from the Championship play-offs — and with it a shot at Premier League football worth a minimum of £110 million in broadcast revenue alone — after admitting to what the English Football League described as “multiple breaches” related to the unauthorised filming of opponents’ training sessions.

The details barely need embellishment. On the morning of 7 May, Southampton analyst intern William Salt parked at a golf club near Middlesbrough’s Rockliffe Park training base, walked to raised ground, and stood pointing his phone at Middlesbrough’s session ahead of their play-off semi-final two days later, according to the BBC. Staff at the club believe he was live-streaming. When a Middlesbrough employee approached, Salt reportedly deleted content from his phone, ran into the golf club, changed his clothes in the toilets, and left the site. A club photographer later matched him to a photo on Southampton’s website.

Southampton won the two-legged semi-final 2-1 on aggregate. They will now not play in Saturday’s final.

The independent disciplinary commission also handed the club a four-point deduction for next season’s Championship campaign. Southampton intend to appeal, with the hearing expected on Wednesday, according to the EFL, which acknowledged the outcome “could result in a further change to Saturday’s fixture.”

Middlesbrough, who publicly called for Southampton’s expulsion last week and kept their players in training rather than releasing them for holidays, have been reinstated and will face Hull City at Wembley.

The beautiful absurdity: Southampton did not win any of the three matches for which they admitted spying. Lost 2-1 at Oxford, drew 2-2 with Ipswich, drew 0-0 at Middlesbrough in the first leg. The espionage, such as it was, did not exactly deliver.

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